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How HBO's 'Game of Thrones' Prequel Series Can Expand on the Age of Heroes Fandom Veck Simms. West Orange Pavilion Mall Paul Blart Mall Cop Wiki. Mall Cop is a light-hearted comedy about an overweight, middle-aged mall security guard named Paul Blart played by Kevin James. He is trying to romance a pretty young lady who works at the mall and is way out of his league. In the meantime, the mall is attacked by a group of very well organized robbers.
I wrote a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 RPG. Sorry.
I've recently been relistening to 'Til Death Do Us Blart, a podcast in which the McElroy brothers (also hosts of The Adventure Zone) and the hosts of the equally funny Worst Idea of All Time, rewatch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving until they die. As a part of this podcast, they have spun up a lot of insane headcanon for the (frankly pretty bad) movie, including an immortal Paul Blart, one character being an interdimensional ghost trapped in the Wynn Casino, and an evil malevolent force called The Shadow Man.
I am an idiot, so I wrote a microRPG, designed to be played in one sitting, about both Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 and the 'extended universe' lore created in DeathBlart. It ... might not make any sense if you haven't seen the movie, but also, take this as an opportunity to guess what on Earth the plot of Paul Blart 2 is based on these context clues. It's really dumb and uses a bunch of d12s, so please enjoy the game in all of its ill-conceived glory.
Don't watch Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
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